Collection of Sexual Oddities
Explore Sailor Jerri's Extensive Collections of Sex Toys Fails
There are a lot of Sex Toys on the market, but sometime you some across a sex toy that leaves you wondering "Who designed this?" Sailor Jerri has been collecting these Sex Toy Oddities for over 10 years and she now has one of the most extensive collections of Sex Toy Oddities in existence. Explore the collection below:
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Rolling Pin Heat Massager pat. 1932
Grandmother used a rolling pin for baking, and perhaps for much more! Deco-designed with Bakelite handles and a heating function in addition to vibration. A unique Rolling Pin style Back massager and heater.
This is a Vintage 1932 Art Deco Heated Massage Roller with Bakelite Handles. A unique Rolling Pin style Back massager and heater. Created by A Thermo Roller Corp New York, and dated on the black rubber body is Jan. 12th 1932. It is a rolling pin style massage machine which has magnificent looking rare green marbled bakelite handles with chrome ends and features a ribbed and rubberized massage area which heats up electrically and can be rolled over your body. The chrome plated ends of the rubberized area also feature the classically stepped deco styling prevalent in the 30's. The original UL and store label says “Flint and Kent, Buffalo, NY” (attached to the cord). It measures 2.5" in diameter x 20" in length and weighs 4 pounds.
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The Bad Dragon Tentacle
“Bad Dragon was born out of a strong desire for a greater selection of fantasy toys to be made available to everyone. Bad Dragon's main mission is to do their part in 'making fantasies real' for individuals who want to indulge in their fantasies a little deeper. Bad Dragon was founded in June 2008 out of a shared love of all things fantasy. At the time there was a very poor selection of fantasy-themed toys available, and so the focus of enthusiasm and talent went towards filling that niche. By pushing the envelope with new materials and technology, Bad Dragon has gained a reputation for producing visually appealing, robust, high-quality toys with innovative features at industry standard prices. This dedication and focus on attention to detail has made Bad Dragon the market leader in our field.” - BadDragon.com
Tentacle: “Not all tentacle beasts are rapists, however. Most just want a hole to fill, and I'm sure there are plenty of volunteers to help satisfy him. Built in every way to simulate the real thing, from the suckers, right down to the spade-tip head that parts you gently, giving him access to your most sensitive of parts” - BadDragon.com
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Gläs Glass Chilli Pepper Dildo
“A special hot dildo that will spice your sex up. Have you had your vegetables today? This unique toy borrows the sensual shapes of nature for fun erotic play. Whimsically shaped and dramatically curvy, this downright gorgeous dildo from the Glas collection definitely brings the heat with its chili pepper form. Dimensions: 8.26 inches long x 1.18 inches in diameter Materials: Borosilicate Glass. ” -Gläs
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Cyborg Dildo
“Breathtaking bionic experiences await you with this creation of artificial intercourse. Measuring 8 inches long and made with the highest quality, platinum cured silicone in extreme detail by Fleshlight, you can now have an impressive organ of enhanced technological abilities.”
This dildo was a special collector's edition from the “Fleshlight Freaks” Series that matched a Special “Cyborg” Edition Fleshlight.
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I Rub My Duckie®
“I Rub My Duckie® is the vibrating rubber duckie that started a revolution in discreet personal massagers. The quiet 3 speed motor provides powerful waves of pleasure up and over the head and tail to soothe the stress and tensions of your day. Waterproof and playful, I Rub My Duckie® is the most adorable and entertaining bath companion one could wish for. I Rub My Duckie became hugely popular thanks to high-profile exposure in publications and television programs such as Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Playboy, Penthouse, USA Today, Blind Date, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and The View. ” - BigTeazeToys.com
Cat:“Meow! Travel-Size I Rub My Duckie Bondage Fashionista all over the world animal hats are all the rage in fashion-forward stores reports the New York Times. What is it with humans and ravers alike? These furry head warmers are adorable and now available in the Big Teaze Toys, Furry Hoodie Collection of I Rub My Duckies. I Rub My Duckie with Kitty Hoodie is the 1st in the series of these collectables. What is more fun than going on a trip with a close friend? Not much, we say! Almost half the size of the Classic original floating toy, Travel-Size I Rub My Duckie is packed with power and ready to go on any adventure you set before him. Toys that play with you from Big Teaze!”- BigTeazeToys.com
Pirate:“The 3rd release in the Collector's Series and quite the handsome scallywag, dressed in dashing period costume and (removable) captain’s hat. Like all I Rub My Duckie products, the Pirate Duckie is surprisingly strong, quiet and waterproof; so he is ready for hours of adventure on the high seas! Beware to the innocent I Rub My Duckie- Pirate is ready to plunder your treasure! Satin-lined Treasure Chest is included for fun, protective and discreet storage.”
- BigTeazeToys.com
Fetish: “This Sassy little Duckie is into Hardcore Fashion. Never one to sacrifice glamour for sexiness, this haughty vixen is designed to please. Donning a luminous, ultra-feminine laced corset, spiked collar and a genuine Swarovski crystal in her sparkling silver beak, the Bondage Fashionista Duckie is just the right size to slip into your bag or pocket to make all your outings a sexy adventure. When you are ready for pleasure, her quiet, but surprisingly powerful, vibrations will get you in touch with your wild side. Big Tease Toys toys that play with you.”
- BigTeazeToys.com
Paris:“The embodiment of Parisian style and seDucktion, elegantly dressed in a feathered boa with a genuine Swarovski crystal beak jewel, her name is Paris. Waterproof, removable boa and trés discreet.” - BigTeazeToys.com
Devil: “The first release in the Collector`s Series, which features our line of Good Ducks Gone Bad! This Red Devil is dressed for mischief and powered up for fun. Costumed in a flowing red cape and cute little horns. This Duckie is perfect for the bath, pool or spa. ” - BigTeazeToys.com
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I Rub My Fishie®
“Travel-Size I Rub My Fishie- The original I Rub My Fishie has been touted for its versatility as a toy for women and men, in addition to the really fabulous massage those big eyes deliver to an aching back or longing friend! Just when you thought the water was safe, a new school of Fishies have arrived with trendy paint styles, powerful vibrations and a compact size for discreet travel! Choose your best style (or get one to fit every mood!): Butterfly, Tiger, Hot Rod or Pink Pearl. Your Travel-size Fishie comes with his own decorative Wave Display Stand that sits on the countertop or attaches to the shower wall (with included suction cups), so your Fishie is always nearby and ready to play! ” - BigTeazeToys.com
A short-lived spin-off of the popular I Rub My Duckie®
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Earth Angel Hand-Powered Vibrator
“Developed and designed with “green” technology in Ireland, this manually operated vibe cleverly conceals a hand crank in its base. Simply pull the handle and spin it in a circular motion to charge the toy. This advanced, patented technology means the Earth Angel will never require replacement batteries. Cranking the handle for eight minutes completely fills the power source, providing you with ethereal experiences up to an hour. If your digits aren’t down with the round and round, this multi-speed smoothie can also be charged in any USB port or with a 5-Volt charger (not included). Any excess energy is conveniently stored for future angelic adventures. Since both the vibrator and packaging are made from 100% recyclable materials, this heavenly toy is good for the earth! Earth Angel Hand-powered Vibrator 7” long, 1 1/4” in diameter Recycled White Plastic Volume: 2; Intensity: 3” -ecorotic
A Short-lived “green” concept vibrator, the Earth Angel is now a rare collector's item (especially if yours is still functioning)
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Drops of Sweden
“Are you ready for an AQUAGASM? Drop of Sweden takes the old fashioned shower jet stream fun to the next level! – Two replaceable caps, one for shower and second for bed – 100% waterproof (Ipx7 can be used under water) – Made of high quality soft silicone and ABS – Powerful vibrator – 3 vibration speeds and 7 different patterns – Works with 99% shower hoses – Adjustable nozzle – Delivers a unique sensation of pleasure H2O Vibe propels a stream of water straight to your sensitive spots and unleashes powerful vibrations on the G-spot for a unique, blended ‘aquagasm’. It’s a standard sized silicon toy made of top quality soft silicon, 100% waterproof and is designed to operate under water in a bathtub for example. The vibrator has three speeds and seven different patterns and offers a total of ten different stimulating experiences. The vibrator button is placed ergonomically and can be fully controlled by one hand only so the second hand is free to stimulate other body parts. H20 Vibe is a hybrid which means that it comes with two caps – one for normal and one for wet play. The wet cap is easily connected to your showers hose and during play water hits the clitoris through a nozzle at the same time as the traditional vibrator stimulates inside the vagina. The combination is simple but very effective to reach a strong orgasm. All women are different so the nozzle is made of soft silicone and can be adjusted easily by a finger. The water jet intensity and temperature is adjusted the same way as when you are taking a normal shower.” - DropOfSweden.se
Currently only designed for European Shower Heads this toy is just for collection in America (for now)
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Hello Kitty Vibrator
“It all started back in 1997 when Sanrio gave a license to Genyo Co. to make a number of different Hello Kitty products. They produced all different types of products and one that was approved was a Hello Kitty shoulder massager. This was sent out to gift shops, restaurant chains, and other knick-knack stores and was truly sold as a shoulder massager around Japan initially. It wasn’t long, however, that some people decided to use the shoulder massagers to massage other areas besides their shoulders. The Hello Kitty shoulder massagers that were being sold at the store down the street began to show up in adult movies. Soon they were also being sold in adult video shops and the sales of the product skyrocketed. Eventually it made its way online to be sold internationally as a “must have” sex toy. When Sanrio found out that the shoulder massager was being sold as a sex toy, they claimed to be disgusted, especially since the Sanrio name and Hello Kitty character were on it. They immediately contacted Genyo Co. and asked them to stop. The Hello Kitty vibrator had at this point gained cult status and was selling like hotcakes and Genyo Co. had no intention of letting a hugely profitable product be taken off the shelf just because people were using it to stimulate other parts than intended. Sanrio tried to revoke Genyo’s licensing rights, but Genyo refused saying they had a valid license that had been approved and had spent much money developing the product. The fight between the two companies continued until Genyo Co.’s top officials found themselves in tax trouble for some shady business dealings they were involved with. This gave Sanrio the reason they needed to revoke the license and Sanrio took the “shoulder massagers” off the market. The shoulder massagers that were still in outlets were soon bought up and sold as collector items sometimes reaching over $100 on eBay.” - KittyHell.com
Still one of the most popular collector’s vibrators, no true collection is complete without at least one.
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The Super Hung Heroes
A Collector's Line from Doc Johnson (No Longer In Production)
RockHard man (Iron Man): “Ladies' man? Check. Genius? Check. The man that has it all? Check. The golden RockHard man is America-made of the best Platinum Premium Silicone in the world and has incredible armored detailing along his straight shaft, a defined head, 6.3" girth, and 6.8" insertable length. Take this sexy super hero to bed tonight.” - DocJohnson.com
Amazing Web Shooter (Spider Man): “Peter Pecker has a sexy secret. He's the Amazing Web Shooter. With a 5.3" girth and 5" insertable length, this web-textured curvaceous cock will make super hero fans scream his name. Made in America, of solid Platinum Premium Silicone.”
- DocJohnson.com
Hunk (Hulk): “After a lab experiment gone sexy, Dr. Bruce Boner can transform into a big green monster cock known as The Incredible Hunk. With an incredible 8.2" girth and 7.6" insertable length, this heavily textured dildo will deliver smashing orgasms over and over. Made in America, of solid Platinum Premium Silicone.” - DocJohnson.com
The Caped Cock (Batman): “GoodHead City needs a hero and Bruce Wang is just the man for the job. The Caped Cock boasts a 6.6" girth and a 5.4" insertable length, with an uncut head and an incredible textured bat detailing on both sides of its sleek black shaft. Made in America, of solid Platinum Premium Silicone.” - DocJohnson.com
Captain Cock (Captain America): “Proof that top-secret research works. Captain Cock is a 9.5" patriotic powerhouse with a 2" width here to free inhibition and liberate your sexuality. Made of Platinum Premium Silicone, this All-American hero inspires star-spangled orgasms with dual-texturing along its smashing blue shaft, and a sleek silver base for ease of use. Health Grade, Hypoallergenic, and Phthalate-free. Proudly Made in America.” - DocJohnson.com
God of Thundering Orgasms (Thor): “Behold a treasure from a far off planet. Nailing in at 9" long with a 1.5" width, The Hammer features a deep brown shaft bestowing mythical pleasure powers to whoever possesses it, topped off with a firm silver base that the God of Thundering Orgasms would be proud to call his own. Made of Platinum Premium Silicone, The Hammer is here to banish bedroom boredom and make you rumble with pleasure. Health Grade, Hypoallergenic, and Phthalate-free. Proudly Made in America.” - DocJohnson.com
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Teenie Weenies
Miniature molds of dildos designed as collector’s items
Bad Dragon: “Quite possibly one of the most sought-after pieces of Bad Dragon merchandise, Teenie Weenies! They say big things come in small packages... in this case, tiny things come in small packages, but they're almost guaranteed to generate big excitement! (Bad Dragon cannot be held responsible for small levels of excitement.) Teenie Weenies are novelty merchandise only, and are not intended for use. They are sold as-is, with no warranty (express or implied). There are no returns, exchanges, or cancellations permitted on Teenie Weenies.”
- BadDragon.com
DamnAverage Silicone: “All of my adult toys, critters, and stress relievers are hand-sculpted and hand-cast by one person - me. I strive for organic designs that flow with the body for comfort and pleasure, followed by an appeal to fantasy in shape, and an extraordinary exploration of color fusions. All of my products are cast in platinum cured silicone from a provider that has tested for safety in prolonged mucous membrane application. My color choices and marbles are all pieces I put a lot of thought and consideration into and I am proud of their positive impact on my synesthesia.” - Damn Average
Vamp Weenies: When we have extra silicone left over, we make these! These fun squishy silicone Weenies are made of our regular, firm and soft skin silicone and come in assorted mixed colors
- VampSilicone.com
Fun Factory: Fun Factory makes teenie weenies of their Mascot “Paul”. Fun Factory is a German manufacturer of erotic toys, specializing in silicone dildos, vibrators, and love balls. It is located in Bremen and all its manufacturing takes place in Germany.
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Collection of Sexual Oddities
Explore Sailor Jerri's Extensive Collections of Sex Toys Fails
There are a lot of Sex Toys on the market, but sometime you some across a sex toy that leaves you wondering "Who designed this?" Sailor Jerri has been collecting these Sex Toy Oddities for over 10 years and she now has one of the most extensive collections of Sex Toy Oddities in existence. Explore the collection below:
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